1/29/2024 0 Comments Knock knock jokes for kidsKnock, Knock! Who’s there?Ice Cream Soda!Ice Cream Soda who?Ice cream soda whole world will hear.Knock, knock! Who’s there?Goat who?Goat to the door and find out.Knock, knock! Who’s there?Amos who?A Mosquito bit me.Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Toucan who?Toucan play this game!.Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Guitar!Guitar who?Guitar coats, it’s cold outside!.Will who? Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here! Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Icy!Icy who?Icy what you are doing!.Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Snow who?Snow use.Knock, knock! Who’s there?Gorilla!Gorilla who?Gorilla me a cheese sandwich.Ken who?Ken I come in? It is cold out here! Knock, Knock! Who’s there?You Who?Yoo Hoo Big Summer Blowout.Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Phillip who?Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!.Knock, knock! Who’s there?Wanda!Wanda who?Wanda wish you a happy birthday!.Knock, knock! Who’s there?EyesoreEyesore who?Eyesore (I sure) do love you!.Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Wolvesly who?Wolvesly say Happy Howloween!.Knock, knock! Who’s there?A door!A door who?A-door-able me wishing you a happy birthday!.Knock, Knock!! Who’s there?Ben who?Ben waiting for Halloween all year!.Knock, Knock! (Trick or Treat!) ho’s there?Tinker Bell!Tinker Bell who?Tinker Bell is out of order!.Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Witch who?Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy.Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Twick who?Twick or Tweet!.Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Donut who?Donut open till Christmas!.Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Oakham who?Oakham all ye faithfull…!.Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Rabbit who?Rabbit carefully, it’s a present.Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Mary who?Mary Christmas!.Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Avery who?Avery merry Christmas!.Knock, knock! Who’s there?Stopwatch.Stopwatch who? Stopwatch your doing and have a happy birthday!.Knock, knock! Who’s there?BerthaBertha who?Bertha-day greetings!.Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Holly who?Holly-days are here again!.Knock, knock! Who’s there?Howard!Howard who?Howard you like a big hug!.Knock, knock! Who’s there?See, you already forgot me!.Will you remember me in a year? Will you remember me in a month? Yes.Will you remember me in a week? Yes.Knock, knock! Who’s there? I love. I love who? You forgot who you love?.Knock, knock! Who’s there?Olive who?Olive you!.Knock, knock! Who’s there! B-4! B-4 who?B-4 you go to school, do your homework!.Knock, knock! Who’s there? Stay who? Stay home from school if you feel ill.Knock, knock! Who’s there? Al who? Al (I’ll) give you a kiss because I love you!.Knock, knock! Who’s there? Justin who? Justin time for school!.Knock-knock! Who’s there? Don Juan! Don Juan who? Don Juan to go to school!.Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dewey who? Dewey have to go to school today?.Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange.Orange who?Orange (aren’t) you glad there is no school on Saturday?.Knock, knock! Who’s there? Canoe who?Canoe help me with my homework?.Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo! Boo who?Oh don’t cry, it’s just a joke.Knock, knock! Who is there? Teddy! Teddy who? Teddy (today) is the first day of school!.Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Frostbite! Frostbite who?Frostbite yer food, then chew it!.Doris locked that’s why I’m knocking! Knock, knock! Who’s there? Doris who? Honey bee a dear and get me some water.Knock knock.Who’s there? Luke! Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and you can see!.Knock knock. Who’s there? A titch! A titch who? Bless you!.Knock knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe! Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?. ![]() Who’s there? Cows! Cows who? Cows go ‘moo’ not who Knock knock Who’s there? Frank! Frank who? Frank you for being my friend!.Knock, knock! Who’s there? Spell who? W-H-O.Knock knock.Who’s there? Beets! Beets who? Beets me!.Knock knock.Who’s there? Tank! Tank who? You’re welcome!.Knock knock.Who’s there?Howard!Howard who?Howard I know?.Knock-knock Who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!.Knock-knock.Who’s there?Mikey!Mikey who?Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!.Here are 100 Funny Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Here are some good “knock-knock” jokes that you can share with your kids for a fun interaction. Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is certain to have you laughing out loud, snorting riotously, and generally gasping for air.Recently, knock-knock jokes are gaining high popularity as a source of humor. This compilation of over 250 jokes is hilarious, clean, kid-friendly and includes everything from knock-knock jokes, to Q&A jokes, tongue twisters, and a whole lot more. Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids ! This collection of kid-friendly jokes will keep you and your friends and family laughing out loud! Whether you're stuck in the house, on a road trip, or waiting in a painfully-long line in the grocery store self-checkout lane, these jokes will have everyone cracking up.
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